Minnie The Moocher Is Alive And Well And Living In Berkley Square
This is the story of minnie the moocher She was red hot hoochie-koocher She was the roughest, toughest frail But minnie had a heart as biiiig as wha-a-le
(This is the story of minnie the moocher) Hey-heey (She has been described by some as a 'low-down, red hot hoochie-koocher') (With the latest update now let's go live)
Minnie messed around with a bloke Smoky She loved him tough he was cokey He took her down to chinatown And he showed her how to kick the gong around
Hidey-hi hidey-ho Told you before that I love you so Hidey-hi hidey-ho Told you before that I love you so
She had a dream about the King of Sweden He gave her things that she was needin' He gave her a home built of gold and steel A diamond car with platinum wheels
Hidey-hi hidey-ho Told you before that I love you so Hidey-hi hidey-ho Told you before that I love you so
(Come built your home for me, daddy)
He gave his townhouse and racing horses Each meal she ate was a dozen courses Had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes She sat around and counted them a million times
Hidey-hi hidey-ho Told you before that I love you so Hidee-hi hidee-ho Told you before that I love you soooo
(With the latest update now let's go live We have turned to witnesses who have asked to remain anonymous But they tell us she was the 'roughest, toughest frail' but they also say the minnie had a heart as big as, now get this, as big as a whale)
(well of course I do baby)
Hidey-hi hidey-ho (Hidey-hi hidey-ho) told you before that I love you so (Told you before that I love you so) Hidey-hi hidey-ho (Hidey-hi hidey-ho) Told you before that I love you so (Told you before that I love you so)
(He took her down to china town, and he showed her how to, if I can use the parlance of the street, 'kick the gong around') (The story now takes an international turn, we're told she had a dream about his royal highness, the King of Sweden.) (this young woman apparantly....)