Jeff & Jeff - Santa Stole My Jeep | Текст песни

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I was driving home through a snowstorm last Christmas Eve
When I thought I saw a hand in a ditch
Yeah it was waving to me
I got out to investigate and found a bearded man
With lots of reindeer tangled in a heap
I helped him out
He said, “Hey, thanks!’ and started running towards the jeep

He jumped inside
Shifted to 4-wheel drive
He yelled, ‘I gotta go!’
The last thing that I heard from him was, ‘Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!’

Santa stole my jeep (x2)

Yeah, I’m talking about the nicest guy I ever thought I’d meet
The reindeer were too tired to fly
So I was out there trying to hitch a ride
To the FBI
Well, I had no luck
I was really stuck
It was cold out
But I knew I couldn’t cry
And I’d better not pout

Dear Santa
I’m not proud of everything I’ve ever done
Like the time I shot Timmy in the rear with a BB gun
That was the Christmas of ‘61
But I promise
I won’t be such a creep if you give me back my jeep

Santa stole my jeep
(Are you fibbing?)
Santa stole my jeep
Yes, he did
Santa stole my jeep
I wouldn’t lie about stuff like that
Santa stole my jeep
(Really, Daddy?)
Santa stole my jeep
Yep
Santa stole my jeep
He stole it
Santa stole my jeep
(Dear Santa, would you please consider giving him back that stupid jeep?
‘Santa stole my jeep, Santa stole my jeep’ – that’s all I ever hear any more)
(Santa, bring Daddy’s jeep back!)
Come on! Bring it back!
Won’t you? Please? I’d do anything. I’d be good. I’d try to. I won’t fight.