I saw a show one time called My Little Pony And it was bucking awesome, so it got my attention So I went online, found there were others just like me And then I learned to make things better, they were having a real life convention
So I went to the writer's panel To ask them all about Season Three But just as the questions got to me
There's a fire in the con A light fixture's burnt and gone My question interrupted By nature's abrupt cruel display Oh what a day
Panic set in and I stood frozen in my tracks Bronies ran, bronies hid, but mostly everyone relaxed And they took away my microphone, microphone And asked that we just clear the room clear the room But I stood and accepted my coming doom, coming doom
And I set fire to the con Watch the light fixture burning on All the voice actors run As the fans stand underneath and watch Connection Lost
Lights on fire! Hysteria! Everypony exit the area All the sparks shooting on Lauren Faust has already gone Exit the con
People stand around just takin pictures That woman won't get off the microphone Someone's allegedly getting a ladder But it's half burnt, it just doesn't matter
I set fire to the con I just don't know what went wrong Maybe Derpy hit a thunder cloud Why was she allowed in this place? What a disgrace!