Avenue Q - 14 - There is life outside your apartment
Brian: Princeton!
Princeton: Yeah.
Brian: Listen, buddy, nobody’s seen ya for two weeks. What’s up with that?
Princeton: I went to work for a temp agency, and they fired me for being too depressing on the phone. I maxed out my cards, I’m two months behind in rent, I totally messed up my personal life. Oh, and Brian - I still haven’t found my purpose!
Brian: All right. Get off your ass and stop worrying! Everyone’s getting together to mess around the city today.
Princeton: Have fun!
Brian: When I say everyone, that includes you!
There is life outside your apartment. I know it’s hard to conceive. But there’s life outside your apartment. And you’re only gonna see it if you leave.
There is cool sh*t to do, But it can’t come to you, And who knows, dude You might even score!
There is life outside your apartment. But you gotta open the door!
Princeton: No, thanks, I’m staying in!
Brian: Don’t tell me I gotta force you.
Princeton: Sorry!
Brian: All right, everyone! He’s resisting!
All but Princeton: There is life outside... There is life outside... There is life outside... There is life outside your apartment! There’s a pigeon Squashed on the street.
Christmas Eve: Ew.
Brian: There’s a girl passing by
Nicky: No I think it’s a guy
All but Princeton: And a homeless man Who only wants to Buy something to eat!
Sorry, can’t help you.
We could go to the zoo!
Trekkie Monster: Pick up girls at NYU!
Brian: We could sit in the park smoking pot!
Christmas Eve: Or not.
All but Princeton: There is life outside your apartment.
Princeton: Well, I guess I’ll give it a shot.
All: There is life outside your apartment. I know - There is life outside your apartment.
Voice #1: I’m gonna jump!
All: Don’t do it!
Voice #1: Okay.
All: There is cool sh*t to do But it can’t come to you So come on -
Voice #2: Get out of the way a**hole!
Princeton: f**k you!
All: There is life outside your apartment. Oh, you never know What’s around the bend. You could win the lotto Or make a friend...
Guys: Take her home to see your apartment!
Lucy: Do you wanna feel special? I can see that you do. Well, I can make you feel Special. If you let me feel you.
Guys: She’ll feel you!
Lucy: Where’s your pad?
Princeton: Not too far.
Guys: We could call you a car.
Princeton: We’ll be fine, thank you! See ya! Christmas Eve: Hope you don’t get gonorrhea!
All: There is life outside your apartment.
Princeton/Lucy: But now it’s time to go home.
All: There is life outside your apartment.
Trekkie Monster: Me going home now.
Princeton/Lucy: It’s time to go home!
Trekkie Monster: That’s where me gonna go!
Lucy: I can make you feel special
Trekkie Monster: That’s where me gonna go!
All: There is life outside your apartment.
Trekkie Monster: Me going home now, That’s where me gonna go!