KATE MONSTER: I wish I could go back to college. Life was so simple back then.
NICKY: What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!
PRINCETON: I wish I could go back to college. In college you know who you are. You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God! I am totally gonna go far!"
ALL: How do I go back to college? I don't know who I am anymore!
PRINCETON: I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door! Ohhh... I wish I could just drop a class...
NICKY: Or get into a play...
KATE MONSTER: Or change my major...
PRINCETON: Or f**k my T.A.
ALL: I need an academic advisor to point the way! We could be... Sitting in the computer lab, 4 A.M. before the final paper is due, Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner, And seeing the rest of the class there, too!
PRINCETON: I wish I could go back to college!
ALL: How do I go back to college?! AHHHH...
PRINCETON: I wish I had taken more pictures.
NICKY: But if I were to go back to college, Think what a loser I'd be- I'd walk through the quad, And think "Oh my God..."