Bitch in black, hard as stone Need no friends, work alone Three-on-one, but they shoulda sent four Every time you stand up, you're back on the floor
A punch in the balls and a kick to the head Get it on, boys, or you're gonna get dead Think ya got skills, but you're sinkin' like a stone Next time, fuckers, you should just stay home
You can screw Nevada Mess with Maine Leave Hawaii in a puddle of pain You can beat Virginia 'till she's down on the floor But if you fuck with Tex, you'll be on your knees for sure Motherfucker
"Advantage: Texas", got that right Bet you boys sleep well tonight Lick those wounds, nurse those sores Name reserved, and that's who for
You got nine lives, she's got ten After that, she'll ride again Bit of a bad-ass, anyone can tell That crazy bitch is hell's angel
Oklahoma beat down, Pennsylvania dead and drown Minnesota castigate, Massachusetts flagellate Bitch slap Tennessee, D.C. dead, see? Utah is a fucking mess, Oregon in great duress Maryland is on her knees, Louisiana? Bitch, please Mississippi, worst day ever, North Dakota, not much better Missouri in a stranglehold, Montana's corpse is getting cold Bleeding time for old Kentucky, Indiana not so lucky Vermont could use a four-leaf clover, New Jersey it is almost over Pick up Delaware and slam her, call the meds for Alabama Michigan has been destroyed, ditto that for Illinois New Hampshire should've brought a friend, West Virginia's at her end
Colorado, crash and burn Kansas, point of no return Georgia's underneath a bus California's really fucked Idaho and South Dakota Give it up, your time is over Nebraska, cancel all appointments Washington, we've got your ointments Ohio don't stand a chance Wyoming needs a change of pants Rhode Island you cannot surmount Puerto Rico - does that even count? Pummel down on Carolina Connecticut, you're such a whiner Arkansas, eat my dust Alaska is a total bust
You can screw Nevada Mess with Maine Leave Hawaii in a puddle of pain You can beat Virginia 'till she's down on the floor But if you fuck with Tex
If you fuck with Tex
If you fuck with Tex You'll be on your knees for sure