Henry: When a fellow needs a little helping hand Who'll be there? It's almost guaranteed No one else could ever really understand Only another man knows what you need And when a man has fallen down upon his knees In such a moment, who'd be better than Someone who's self controlled Someone who's strong and bold Someone who's good as gold It's better with a man
Monty: Better with a man
Henry: Then you agree, my friend.
Monty: Indeed i do.
When a man is lonely, he can always find Another man who's feeling just the same (henry: that's it. Yes, he can.) Drink will help you get your troubles off your mind You'll both be buying before you know his name (oh, blotto and squiffy!) And in that rousing climax when your horse comes in (come on, ponzo. Come on, ponzo.) Who will cheer as loudly as he can (i will.) Only a man would see The meaning of victory Oh, the comraderie It's better with a man
Henry: Better with a man
Both: Women have much to recommend
Henry: Lord knows i've had my share Heh heh
Both: But when a fellow needs a friend
Henry: That's a totally different affair
Monty: Women are soft against your skin They're awfully nice to nestle with
Henry: But when the sport is masculine
Both: You need a man to wrestle with
Gentlemen have secrets they will never tell Oh, they will never tell They'll never tell their wives
Henry: Married men know there are things you must not say
Both: Discretion is the only way that love survives
Men are always there Always there to share And take good care As mates, as brothers Take a look at us It's been ever thus Since boarding school began