Hey baby I wanna give you some of my magic stick. Uh What? You know you want it. Oh my god, shut up!
[Muffy:] If the size of your boat hits the tonsils in her throat Just enough so that she chokes Bet you think that she'll be soaked Got her panties in a knot, hope that's not a stuffer sock... You need motion in that ocean just to make that booty pop
I got a little secret for the guys (For the guys) That wants to know if it's the motion or the size. (Or the size) But if you're the one I pick To be the captain of my ship Put you in my ocean baby Would you drive? (Would you drive?)
You know that these guys are quick To claim they're gigantic. But size don't mean a thing Just think about the Titanic! Maybe I can fake it Make you think you're doin' damage. Yawn, you just don't understand it!
[Chorus:] They say it ain't the size of your boat But the motion in your ocean Boy now row (Uh uh) Now row! They say it ain't the size of your boat But the motion in your ocean Boy now row (Uh uh) Now row! You told me we were going on a cruise So how the hell did we end up on this canoe? They say it ain't the size of your boat But the motion in your ocean Boy now row (Uh uh) Now row!
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I got another secret for the guys (For the guys) Whose quick to brag and always talk about their size. (About their size) But if my bedroom had a sign Like a rollercoaster ride Would you be too short to even come inside?
Cuz' you know that these guys are quick To tell you that they're packin' The truth is I can't see it with some magnifying glasses. Maybe with some tweezers we can get into some action. (Hahaha) And boy you got me laughin' (Hahaha)
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[Muffy:] Wally Wally Power Boat Smooth and sleek, I stay afloat Ladies !! Let's take a vote, only ride that which is dope Could be big or could be small.... I know a chick who takes it all, if you take her to the mall I'll sink your battle ship I've seen tanks much bigger than yours can get Your sails up, ready to fish Life guards on duty, are you ready to jump in??
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It's Jeffree Star And ya girl Muff Mommy Yeah! I think its the size or is it the motion? I don't know why there's all the commotion!