Lost the vote, but god elected me I’m never wrong kuz he speaks through me I’m the baddest hombre around Minded by my Uncle Dick So dumb I thought I was President Meet the Terror of Tiny Town
I decide I divine Who’s evil and who dies
Hobby horse Across the White House lawn The Great Cowboy Cornholio Texas oil’s favourite clown Never far from his feed bag Of pretzels frosted with cocaine The Terror of Tiny Town
Sit him down Spin him round Got wars to plan And people to kill So decide Bring ‘em on It’ll be shock and awesome
On my ranch, under the stars God tells me it’s the end times Mission accomplished I do what I want
Rummy, make it so Condi, give me a blow Wee Wee’s big adventure Starts now
Seize the oil in the Middle East Kill their ass with fake democracy Show ‘em who’s the boss of this town Magically they will learn to love Baywatch, burgers and Israel And the Terror of Tiny Town
9-11 was no conspiracy More like Spinal Tap to me Our empires goin’ down Even if we wipe Al Qaeda out What will all the kids be like? When we’re all the Terror of Tiny Town
So what now? He ain’t gone ‘Till they’re all brought to justice for war crimes So act fast Or this lasts Kuz before you know it, Guess who’ll be back.