Jelly Donut - I Love My Mom | Текст песни

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Yeahhhh, all you hatahs better back the fuck up
I got somethin to say and some of you aint gonna like it

I LOVE MY MOMMMM!
shes the motherf#*kin best
all you other sucka mothers motherin i not unimpressed
I LOVE MY MOMMMM!
ever since i suckled on her breast
since i nibbled the nipple
no other titll pass the test

I love my mom, shes the bomb
when shes got an apron on, smell the strong tantalizin aromas

she always has the nicest yard, workin hard in the garden
harvestin those prize begonias

her name is Nancy, she dresses pretty fancy for church
dis the Patriots shell put your fu#*in face in the dirt

and theres only one other motherf#*ker
with a mother as dope as my mother and guess what- its my brother
(cause its the same woman! do the math)

I LOVE MY MOMMMM!
shes the motherf#*kin best
all you other sucka mothers need a bullet-proof vest

I LOVE MY MOMMMM!
im the baby bird in her nest
and shes chewin up a worm to feed me the worm cause im the baby bird and i need my worms chewed before i eat the worm.

i love my mamas lasagna
and anytime i wanna
chew on a pie, she bakes three

but youd be wrong
if you think that my mom belongs
in the kitchen dog- she got a PHD

ca-klack ca-klack BAM
she still likes to hold my hand
in public, and she love it when i scub the pots and pans

and some day ill find a hotty that reminds me of her,
ill hit that sh#t and make mom a proud grandmother

I LOVE MY MOMMMM!
Yo all you suckas who say i dont love my mom be crazy
i love her more than drive-bys
i love her more than rims
i love her more than fat asses
i love her more than she loves dancin with the stars and sh#t
this goes out to all the moms out there

youre pretty cool too, dad.

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