[SPOKEN: Long time people thought I wrote this tune, I used to sell 'em little bit of leaf copies for 35 cents. I kept the sheet music 'til nobody could see it]
If I was whiskey and you were a duck I'd dive to the bottom and I'd never come up Aw, how long do I have to wait Can I get it now, do I have to hesitate
If I had a woman she was tall She made me think about my parasol How long do I have to wait Can I get it now, do I have to hesitate
...'n old lady by the name of Jane I hit and knocked her right off her cane Aw, how long do I have to wait Can I get her now, do I have to hesitate
Mama, mama, look at sis She's out on levee doin' the double twist Lord how long do I have to wait Can I get you now do I have to hesitate
She says, \"Come in here you dirty little sow You trying to be a bad girl you don't know how How long do I have to wait Can I get you now do I have to hesitate
She says, \"Press my bonnet, press my shawl Do not not press my waterfall How long do I have to wait Yes if I get you now won't have to hesitate
There's a girl sittin' on a stump I know, know she's on the stump [Jus' how long do I have to wait [Laughs: couldn't say that] Can I get you now do I have to hesitate
Tell me baby what you got on your mind I'm eating and a drinking having a lovely time How long... have to wait Can I get you now do I have to hesitate