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One time I grew into an adult and it really sucked
So I wanted to tell you all about it
Here we go
Weeeeeeeee

I hate being a grown up
How in the fuck do mortgages work?
I hate being a grown up
Oh – I have to do dishes!
I hate being a grown up
No seriously where did all these fuckin dishes come from?
I hate being a grown up
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrr
TAXES!

Remember when you were a little kid you thought it would be so cool to grow up
Ya, we were brain washed
This shit fuckin sucks
Oh, my sheets are dirty
This oughta fix it, right?
Oh the bathroom is dirty too
Ah ha – I’m not gonna clean that shit
Take the garbage out
Naaa I don’t wanna
What if I smush is down like this?
That’s much better.

I hate being a grown up
Ahhhhh – the DMV
I hate being a grown up
I’m gonna light my bills on fire
I hate being a grown up
My friends are getting married
I hate being a grown up
Why don’t you walk yourself.

Oh – you just had a baby congratulations
I looked at pictures of cats today
Ya, and I dyed my hair purple and wear a Ninja Turtle back-pack.
Law school – wow!
I’m gonna go get drunk!
Cause that’s the only cool thing you can do as a grown up

I hate being a grown up
The dentist is so expensive
I hate being a grown up
Even my vagina has it’s own doctor
I hate being a grown up
Ah – haa – I just said vagina
I hate being a grown up
And now I’m gonna say penis

Ma! What’s for dinner?
Oh ya, that’s right she doesn’t live here.
Ma! I’m having a nightmare!
Ah fuck!
Mom! My laundry?
Help!
God damn it, I have to do all these things by myself.
Don’t I?
Son of a bitch.

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