Jenna Marbles - Landshark | Текст песни

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Sometimes when you’re really awkward you do awkward things
So I’m gonna tell you what I’ve been doing lately
(Turning balls – pubic hair)
I’ve been turning everything into a Landshark.
What’s a landshark?
(That’s on a vagina)
It’s a shark that’s on land muther-f-cker.
If you wanna turn yourself into a landshark, you’re gonna need a hand
If you don’t have one then you’re f-cked.
You’re gonna take your hand and put it on your back, like a fin
And now you’re a landshark.
Ya you’re a landshark.
Source: LYBIO.net

In the middle of an awkward conversation
Nope – (Penises) not any more. Landshark
You’ll never catch me b-tch!

If you have any friend then you can turn them into Landsharks, but you don’t.

(forever alone)

So cry for a minute, then turn your dog into a Landshark. (Ladies, Please?)
Kermit Landshark.
Marbles Landshark.

Now, I’m gonna show you some pictures I made:

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