One time I grew into an adult and it really sucked So I wanted to tell you all about it Here we go Weeeeeeeee
I hate being a grown up How in the fuck do mortgages work? I hate being a grown up Oh – I have to do dishes! I hate being a grown up No seriously where did all these fuckin dishes come from? I hate being a grown up Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrr TAXES! Source: LYBIO.net
Remember when you were a little kid you thought it would be so cool to grow up Ya, we were brain washed This shit fuckin sucks Oh, my sheets are dirty This oughta fix it, right? Oh the bathroom is dirty too Ah ha – I’m not gonna clean that shit Take the garbage out Naaa I don’t wanna What if I smush is down like this? That’s much better.
I hate being a grown up Ahhhhh – the DMV I hate being a grown up I’m gonna light my bills on fire I hate being a grown up My friends are getting married I hate being a grown up Why don’t you walk yourself.
Oh – you just had a baby congratulations I looked at pictures of cats today Ya, and I dyed my hair purple and wear a Ninja Turtle back-pack. Law school – wow! I’m gonna go get drunk! Cause that’s the only cool thing you can do as a grown up
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I hate being a grown up The dentist is so expensive I hate being a grown up Even my vagina has it’s own doctor I hate being a grown up Ah – haa – I just said vagina I hate being a grown up And now I’m gonna say penis
Ma! What’s for dinner? Oh ya, that’s right she doesn’t live here. Ma! I’m having a nightmare! Ah fuck! Mom! My laundry? Help! God damn it, I have to do all these things by myself. Don’t I? Son of a bitch.