It's a shame that we all have to go one by one A journey alone is never much fun And there's no-one to drive, if you're driven
If I ever feel rich I will build me a home A square foot of nothing with nowhere to rome Sure we all live alone, in our heads
Wouldn't it be grand if our souls could hold hands We'd climb Darwin's Mountain from the watery sands And leap off a cliff and take a deep breath And watch our bodies descend to the rocks - to their death And we'd build a big nest on the outskirts of space And say we're no longer running this Subhuman Race
Wouldn't it be better if we all lived together Hiding under one shelter from the unfriendly weather We'd build a high wall And call it Utopia -ride 'round in taxis that run on good dope yeah we'd start a big war to bring down the price and be kiiled by our national safety device ..no ' you can't smoke in Heaven.
Maybe they'll bury me in the front yard
Wouldn't it be great if we all died together We would all rise up like birds of a feather And there'd be such a line at the gold gates of Heaven St. Peter could open a 7-11 And we'd buy cigarettes and stand around puffin' 'cause you can't smoke in Heaven and you can't drink outside no, you can't smoke in Heaven and you can't drink outside