May I have your attention please May I have your attention please
Will the real Demon Jester please stand up I repeat Will the real Demon Jester please stand up We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a Shako before No wards on the floor, damn, take a look at my score I just started whippin' your ass worse than before Gettin' you mad like, "Why aren't we purchasing wards?!" It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just take all my buffs again, did he?" And your bot lane said: "Nothing, you idiots Bot lane's dead, I dropped in and slayed 'em" Enemy champions love the Jester Man: "Chigga chigga chigga this Shako, I sick of him Look at him Walking around grabbing our blue and staff He stole the red buff too, <<Screw our jungle dude>>" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose I bet you will get juked when I pull this next mome This psychotic homicidal comic has been let loose Can't stop his diabolic plots to come and get you I'ma throw my shivs I'ma throw my shivs And if I'm lucky, I'll get to stick one in your ribs