Sassy's daddy's a lawyer, and you can't do better than that Sassy's daddy's got a three-piece suit, and a grey, crushed-velvet hat; Years of fancy schooling can't tame Sassy down No, me, I want to be in the way when Sassy come rollin' round
Sassy, she's got spirit, and you can't do better than that Plus she's got the sweetest way of tellin' me this and that Not to mention money, she's too good to be true Me, I want to be in the way when Sassy come rollin through
And O, Sassy, if you're ever blue, Call on me, the comforter, Sassy, I love you, yes I do.
Many a heart she's broken Sassy knows nothing about She just goes her merry way, knockin' the menfolk out; Sassy, she has no patience, sorry, she has to fly, Well, me, I want to be in the way, when Sassy goes flyin' by Bye-Bye