CHARLIE: It’s too heavenly here It’s too peaceful and paradise like Straight and narrow and much too nice like Endlessly sunny and clear It’s too heavenly here
It’s too blissful to bear Calm and quiet and much too mellow All my brain cells have turned to jello Everyday feels like a year It’s too heavenly here
I need some action, I need some juice That crazy kind of feeling of playing fast and loose Some razzle-dazzle and a little stress and strife I gotta get some life in my life
But it’s too heavenly here There’s no way you can be a sinner Roll the dice, everyone’s a winner! It’s so legit and sincere It’s too heavenly here
What good’s a hustler without a scam? I’m wasted talent that’s all that I am But this operator is at the wrong address Cause there’s nothing to finagle And no one to finesse
ANGELS: It’s so heavenly here Pure and perfect, sublime and shining Every cloud has a silver lining Everyone’s full of good cheer It’s so heavenly here
CHARLIE: They’re all so saintly! I just can’t relate There’s gotta be an exit through that pearly gate Behold a canine who’s been cut down in his prime I may have done the crime But I can’t do the time
'Cause it’s too heavenly here All hallelujahs and hosannas It could drive anyone bananas I’m going out of my head This joint is deader than dead I’ll give you eight to three It’s too heavenly