We're the best at bein' the worst! We're statistically number one! Yeah, a hundred percent! Incompetent! Hey, dat's never been done!
We're very good at being very bad It's our grade of success that's sadly been weak We'll just have to accept We're completely inept Dat's what makes us so unique!
We're the Hindenburgs of crime! We crash and burn each and every time! Masters of disaster! No one screws up faster! Hey! At failure we shine!
We're an imperfect ten! Team Rocket's blasting off again! So I guess we're just cursed! And youse heard it here first! We're the best at being the worst!
Who'd guess we'd get so far By being completely sub-par? As losers we've raised the bar! Now we're superstars!
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We're the best at being the worst! At coming in last, we're always the first! Our flaws are top-drawer! We define Murphy's Law! We're the best at being the worst!
We're totally immersed And incredibly well-versed We're the best at being the worst!