This one's for all our fans! But Jessie, we don't have any fans! Ha! We will after dey hear dis!
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nipping at your nose... Ooh! Yuletide carols bein' sung by a choir An' folks dressed up like eskimos
Everybody knows a turkey and some... mistletoe! Help to make the season bright Tiny tots wit' dere eyes all aglow Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Santa is on his way (Yay!) He's loaded lotsa toys an' goodies on his sleigh (Hooray!) An' every mudder's child is gonna spy (Why oh why?) To see if Stantler really know how to fly (My oh my!)
And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to ninety-two! Me and you! Although it's been said many times many ways Merry Christmas to you!
They know that Santa is on his way... Yay! He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh (Hooray!) And every mudder's child is gonna spy To see if Stantler really know how to fly (Straight up to Heaven! Whoo!)
And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to ninety-two! Ooh! Although it's been said Many times many ways Merry Christmas... (Ooh!) To you!