04. Strange Thing, Mystifying (Tim Minchin, Ben Forster)
Judas
It's a strange thing Mystifying That a man like you Can waste his time With women of her kind I can understand that she amuses you But to let her stroke you Kiss your hair Is hardly in your line It's not that I object To her profession But it doesn't seem to square With what you do or say It doesn't help If you're inconsistant They only need a small excuse To put us all away
Jesus
Who are you To criticize her? Who are you To despise her? Leave her, leave her Let her be now Leave her, leave her She's with me now If your slate is clean Then you can throw stones If your slate is not Then leave her alone!
I'm amazed that men like you Can be so shallow, thick, and slow There is not a man among you Who knows or cares if I come or go
Apostles, except Judas
No you are wrong You're very wrong How can you say that! How can you say that!