HEROD Jesus I am overjoyed to meet you face to face You've been getting quite a name all around the place Healing cripples raising from the dead! And now I understand you're God at least that's what you've said. So you are the Christ you're the great Jesus Christ Prove to me that you're divine - change my water into wine That's all you need do and I'll know it's all true C'mon King of the Jews Jesus you just won't believe the hit you've made round here You are all we talk about the wonder of the year Oh what a pity if it's all a lie Still I'm sure that you can rock the cynics if you try So you are the Christ you're the great Jesus Christ Prove me that you're no fool - walk across my swimming pool If you do that for me then I'll let you go free C'mon King of the Jews I only ask things I'd ask any Superstar What is it that you have got that puts you where you are? I am waiting yes I'm captive fan I am dying to be shown that you are not just any man So if you are the Christ yes the great Jesus Christ Feed my household with this bread - you can do it on your head Or has something gone wrong? Why do you take so long? C'mon King of the Jews Hey! Aren't you scared of me Christ? Mr Wonderful Christ! You're a joke you're not the Lord - you are nothing but a fraud Take him away - he's got nothing to say! Get out you King of the Jews! Get out of my life!