As I did walk by Hampstead Fair I came upon Mother Goose-- so I turned her loose-- she was screaming. And a foreign student said to me-- was it really true there are elephants and lions too in Piccadilly Circus?
Walked down by the bathing pond to try and catch the sun. Saw at least a hundred schoolgirls sobbing into handkerchiefs as one. I don`t believe they knew I was a schoolboy.
And a bearded lady said to me-- if you start your raving and your misbehaving-- you`ll be sorry. Then the chicken-fancier came to play-- with his long red beard (and his sister`s weird: she drives a lorry).
Laughed down by the putting green-- I popped`em in their holes. Four and twenty labourers were labouring: digging up their gold. I don`t believe they knew that I was Long John Silver.
Saw Johnny Scarecrow make his rounds in his jet-black mac (which he won`t give back)-- stjle it from a snow man.