Yeah, Yeah, Imma up in Riverdale, Now Im down in Williamsburg, Right next to Howard Stern, But i’ll be jew forever, I’m the new A Sandler, And since I was born here, I cant go just anywhere, They dont love us everywhere, I used to prey in borough park All their wool is very dark Yeah it can get very smelly, Bring me to that Kosher Deli, Take me to my summer camp, I wont be no summer tramp, Catch me down in bunk nine/waiting on the shower line, writing letters to gramps, Big ups to Israel, go to 47th st for a good kosher meal, Me I’m not a Hasidim, Not like my boy Matisyahu, Now Im up in Jersey, And I brought my kipa with me, Say what up to jon Stewart, or my boy seinfeld At Shabbat at the y, rabbis give me high fives, brotha I be jewed out, I can smell all potpourri, Tell by my big nose that I most definitely from…
In Jew York, When you 13 you be barmitzavah’d Before wed admitcha, Now you’re in Jew York , youre not considered a real jew, unless your mother was one too, Lets here it for Jew York, Jew York, Jew York
I made you hot latka, Catch me at passover ill be at uncle Andys sedar, Sh-t I eat more matzah balls even if they from a cater-er, You should know I bleed jew, but I aint a cheap hoe, But I got a gang of rabbis cutting babies dicks though, Welcome to the holy land, temple fees about a grand, me im a reform jew, im still got bacon to chew, gafiltah fish, salmon fish, challah bread, fresh rye bread, tons of onions for the bagels dont forget all kinds of spreads, 2 million members round here and they makin it, Cities is a pity y’all goyim cant even fake it, Me I gotta place to go every friday night at eight, i should be on time but if im not grandma makes me a plate, we got doctors we got lawyers, matter fact a you probably got a jew for an employer Star of David Necklace, blow out the hair straight, Long live my rabbi, I’m from the jewish state thats
In Jew York, When you 13 you be barmitzavah’d Before wed admitcha, Now you’re in Jew York , youre not considered a real jew, unless your mother was one too, Lets here it for Jew York, Jew York, Jew York
We are all snobs, Girls need nose jobs So they can go and get married quickly, the services lined with bourgeoisie, sip manashevitz casually, then gradually become drunk, Facata is the way to be, You are becomin a, real Mashuginah, on jdate again i asked out my second cousin The hair of a bro is called a jew fro, eatin Matzah Pizza, and homentashin When I call you a jap I dont mean Japanese I mean you like crap like the jewels from Tiffanys affi comen is hidden in the kitchen grandpa cant break a fifty so he gives you the whole thing. Came here for long island, mom drove me to the station, West Hampton, Palm Beach, addicted to vacation, baruch ata adonai melech ha olom Shehecheyanu mother fucker!
In Jew York, When you 13 you be barmitzavah’d Before wed admitcha, Now you’re in Jew York , youre not considered a real jew, unless your mother was one too, Lets here it for Jew York, Jew York, Jew York