Chanukah is late I can’t spell it’s name That’s what the goyim say… That’s what the goyim say…
Take off for all eight days My boss wants me to stay But there’s nothing he can say Nothing he can say
But I keep Shmoozing This might sound confusing It’s like I got this Jew thing In my mind saying ‘it’s almost Friday night’
And the Goyim gonna stay stay stay stay The Jews are gonna pray pray pray pray I’m just gonna take take take take I’m taking off Taking off
I’m just on a break break break break They might try to fake fake fake fake I’m just gonna take take take take I’m taking off Taking off
I’m taking off x8
[Yiddish Rap with free translation:] Nee Nee Nee (Yo Yo Yo) Vus Geit Furdu (Sup, fool?) Ven ayene is bam dem rebbe’s tish… (While you hang with the Rabbi) Driestich arim (You fool around) Tei gornisht mit dein leben… (and waste time) Mit dein trayfe iPhone (with your treif [non-kosher] iPhone)
Myn Rebbetzin vill mich nisht in da hose (My BAE wants me out!) Ich hub farloyin mein job (I lost my job) Ich hut geshvindled mein boss (Because I fooled my boss) Ich hub oyf gemached a yom tov far dreitzig teg (I invented a 30-day Jewish holiday) Yetz ich darf arbeten (And now I gotta work) Bei B & H (at B&H Photo Video Superstore)
Cuz my bubby’s gonna bake bake bake bake Kiddush gonna make make make make I’m just gonna take take take take I’m taking off taking off
Dreidels gonna drei drei drei drei Yankel’s gonna pay pay pay pay I’m just gonna take take take take I’m taking off taking off