If Jesus drove a motor home I wonder would he drive pedal to the metal, or real slow? Checking out the stereo Cassette playing Bob Dylan, motivation tapes
Tricked up Winnebago, with the tie-dye drapes If Jesus drove a motor home If Jesus drove a motor home And he come to your town, would you try to talk to him?
Would you follow him around? Honking horns at the drive through Double-parking at the mall Midnight at the Waffle House
Jesus eating eggs with y'all If Jesus drove a motor home Buddha on a motorcycle, Mohammad in a train Here come Jesus in the passing lane
But everybody smile 'Cause everybody's grooving Ain't nothing like the feeling of moving With a bona fide motorized savior
Now if we all drove motor homes, well maybe in the end With no country to die for, we could just be friends One world as our highway ain't no yours or my way We'd be cool wherever we roam if Jesus drove a motor home