I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here Your voice sounds so wonderful But yer face don't look too clear So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o' brew Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw
Chorus: Why don't we get drunk and screw I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you They say you are a snuff queen Honey i don't think that's true So, why don't we get drunk and screw
-- spoken: "pick it coral reefers, here we go..."
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Chorus: Why don't we get drunk and screw I just bought a waterbed it's filled up for me and you They say you are a snuff queen Honey i don't think that's true So why don't we get drunk and screw Yeah, now baby i say, (lord!) Why don't we get drunk and screw