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Jimmy Kimmel - I'm Fucking Ben Affleck | Текст песни

Jimmy Kimmel:
Oh, Hi Sarah. It’s been a long time. I guess you’ve been…busy with…Matt Damon. I’ve been busy too. I’ve been thinking about us, and you and him and, I’m happy for you. I really am. He’s a great guy. I mean he’s the sexiest man alive. I found somebodye pretty sexy too. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but…I’m fucking Ben Affleck!

Ben Affleck:
He’s fucking Ben Affleck.

Jimmy Kimmel:
While you and Matt are swappin’ spit. I said I’m fucking Ben Affleck!

Ben Affleck:
He said he’s fucking Ben Affleck. Hey Sarah, he’s got bigger tits.

Jimmy Kimmel:
They’re not hairy though, right?

Ben Affleck:
No…

Brad Pitt:
Excuse me…Is someone here…fucking Ben Affleck?

Jimmy Kimmel:
I am! I’m fucking him!

Brad Pitt:
Great, sign here.

Jimmy Kimmel:
Thank you. [Reads cake] Congratulations on fucking Ben Affleck.

Crowd & Ben:
Ahhhh….

Brad Pitt:
What did you wish for?

Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck:
When we’re together there’s this feeling inside.
It’s like a million butterflies flutterin’ in my behind.
I love the dimples in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes.
When I’m fucking you Ben Affleck I feel like I can fly.
And our fucking won’t be stopped no matter how hard they try.

Ben Affleck:
They can’t stop it.

Jimmy Kimmel:
They can’t stop it.

Joan Jett:
You won’t tear them apart. You can’t stop this love affair, cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.

Robin Williams:
This is not a man crush. He’s fucking our friend Ben.

Don Cheadle:
And so we all…we all hope Matt will understand…

Everyone:
He’s fucking Ben

Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan:
Fucking Ben Affleck

Perry Farrell:
Yeah, Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.

Everyone:
Just like prison.

Macy Gray:
He’s fucking Ben…Ben Affleck’s his guy.

Joel Madden and Benji Madden:
Oh, it’s through the fucking night and day…

Lance Bass:
Just ask Huey!

Cameron Diaz:
Okay, I’ll ask him Huey, did you see them fuck at all?

Huey Luis:
Yes, I saw them fuck. They were in a bathroom stall.

Josh Groban:
Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh he’s fucking Ben, fucking Ben Affleck. He’s fuuuucking Bennnn!

Everyone:
He’s fucking Ben. He’s fucking Ben Affleck!

Christopher Mintz-Plasse:
Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison!

Meatloaf & Everyone:
He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!

Joel Madden and Benji Madden:
Do the fucking every way.

Dicky Barrett:
Just ask Don Cheadle!

Don Cheadle:
Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh he’s fucking Ben.

Everyone:
He’s fucking Ben Affleck!

[Harrison Ford blows a kiss to Ben and Jimmy]

Everyone:
Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.

Christina Applegate & Rebecca Romijn:
Just like prison!

Everyone:
He’s fucking Ben! Fucking Ben Affleck. Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison. He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!

Huey Luis & Cameron Diaz:
They’ve been making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!

Josh Groban:
That was pretty fuckin’ good.


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