Greetings Alexandra Wallace, Im not the most politically correct person, so please, do not find offensive! Thank you.
Ooh, Alexandra Wallace Damn girl, you so feisty You so feisty they should call you Alexandra Gray Wall-Ace Now don’t pretend I didn’t see you watch me Talk on my phone yesterday, all sexy Ching chong wing wong Baby it’s all just code It’s the way I tell the ladies it’s time to get funky
I hope one day you can meet my Mother, my brothers, sisters, grandmothers, grandpas, and cousins Ooh oh ‘Cause what they’re really doing on those Friday nights Is showing me how to cook and dress, ‘Cause baby I wanna take you out And blow your freakin’ mind
And underneath the pounds of makeup and your baby blue eyes I know there’s a lot of pain and hurt for such a big brain to Spend all night studying polisci
I pick up my phone and say
Ching chong, it means I love you Ling long, I really want you Ting tong, I don’t actually know what that means Ching chong, it’s never ending Ling long, my head is spinning Ting tong, still don’t know what that means
Ooh Alex, I just wanna take my phone out and talk dirty to you all day long But I know you’re busy cramming all those big hard theories and arguments.
You ain’t that polite, nice American girl your momma raised you to be So when you reach that epiphany–
Wait, are you freakin’ kiddin’ me? If you have an epiphany every single time you study that means you’re probably doin’ something wrong–
But I like it when you’re wrong
And underneath the pounds of makeup And your baby blue eyes Ohh oh
I know there’s a lot of pain and hurt For such a big brain to spend all night studying polisci
I pick up my phone and say
Ching chong, it means I love you Ling long, I really want you Ting tong, I really don’t know what that means Ching chong, it’s never ending Ling long, my head is spinning Ting tong, I still don’t know what that means
It’s alright, Alexandra, I know you know nothin’ bout Tsunamis I just wanna make sure you know it’s not a type of sushi And I came here to say that I’m actually Chinese, and that’s a whole ‘nother country And it’s bigger…yeah, way bigger. But when it comes to love, Alex, there are no boundaries