i'm such a loser i never win anything except that ticket that i scratched said i'm a winner twenty dollars since then, my life has gone down hill
that's why i gotta have my own award show where i'm the guest host and you can't win anything unless you're me
and you know the fix is in
cause i'm on every channel and i'll make them hate me while the nominees all try to imitate me but i'll be such a bastard say you're so pathetic go back home - you've got no talent and they will weep and want to die
that's why i gotta have my own award show where i'm the guest host and you can't win anything unless you're me
oh thank you, thank you it's such an honor i want to stand like this forever and in just a minute i'd like to thank all the people who made this happen and after that i'd like to make a speech to change the world and make a difference and all the people who made this happen they don't matter - i want to thank me! mother, father, god and country - what did they do? i want to thank me i see you sitting there staring at me powerless to even touch me your eyes so full of seething hatred i want to stand like this forever thank you! thank you! thank you! thank you!
that's why i gotta have my own award show where i'm the guest host and you can't win anything unless you're me