Cut off your head Shut up your face Here is the time Now is the place Cut off your head Why should you wait Don't think about it It's much too late
Well, it's been a lot of work but now I'm Right back where I used to be Surrounded by the stupid things I had before I started out The Dixie cups, the Tonka trucks, the Action Jackson figurines The motorcycle wouldn't go - not even when you pulled the string The comic books I didn't read - too stupid for me even then The light bulb oven wouldn't cook the pasty stuff in little tins The woolen shorts, the clamp on skates The duck, the duck, the duck, the goose The busted nose, the broken eardrum, Falling off the skateboard hands The plasticine, the orange aspirin, play-doh crud in little cans Keep coming back in different combinations
Cut off your head Don't hesitate Do it today It's great Throw out your brains They're a disease Cut off your head Think with your knees
You've tattooed all your body parts and pierced your lip And pierced your nose And bolted this and branded that and done the drugs And done your friends And done the friends of other friends So why not try some amputation You can feel so stupid when it's over