Be a Bolt (Pony Parody of Disney's I'll Make a Man Out of You)
Lyrics!
Verse 1 Let's get down to business To defend the throne Do you think you'll last here Where you're on your own? You're the saddest bunch I ever met And you can bet before we're through Filly, I'll make a bolt out of you.
Verse 2 Tranquil as the darkness But a light within We maintain this balance With it we can win You're the weakest fliers I ever met And you haven't got a clue Somehow I'll, make a bolt out of you
Bridge I'll never get these wings to work The ground looks so far down below me Boy was I a fool for joining with this size This mare's got ‘em scared to death Hope he doesn't see right through me Now I really wish that I knew how to fly
Chorus Be a Bolt You must be swift as the coursing river Be a Bolt With all the force of a sonic rainboom Be a Bolt With all the strength of a million stallions Mysterious as the mare inside the moon
Verse 3 Time is racing toward us Til our foes arrive Will you fight against them? Are you on our side? You're not suited for the flying corps So pack up, go home, you're through How could I make a bolt out of you?
Chorus (Be a bolt You must be swift as the coursing river Be a bolt With all the force of a sonic rainboom Be a bolt With all the strength of a million stallions Mysterious as the mare inside the moon) x2