If God had a long hair, and a goatee And if his eyes were pretty glazed If He looked spaced out would you buy His story Would you believe he had an eye infection?
And yeah, yeah, God looks baked And yeah, yeah God smells good Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah What if God smoked Cannabis? Hit the bong like some of us? Drove a tie dyed microbus And He subscribes to Rolling Stone
When God made this place, in the beginning Did He plant any seeds? Or did He put them there for Adam & Eve? So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake Was always offerin'
And Yeah, Yeah, God rolls great And Yeah, Yeah, God smells good, Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah What if God smoked Cannabis? Do you s'pose he had a buzz When he made the Platypus Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones And do you think He rolls His own? Up there in Heaven on the throne.
And when the saints go marching home, Maybe He sits and smokes a bone.