Lemme tell ya 'bout Kyle's momma Straight out of tailor, Joe C.
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch, she's the biggist bitch I know and she stinks like shit! Remember back when, the day when she was skinny, Now she's fucked cause she still thinks she's pritty I Just laugh, and walk on past saying: "Shit, god damn thats a big fat ass!" Should fuck that slut, she's a big fat trip, But I still let her suck this ten foot dick! Joe C., I'm a crazy hick, down with Kid Rock, and the South Park Click
I don't know much, But I know this shit: Kyle's Momma's a Big Fat Bitch!
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!
Kid Rock... check it, un hu, un hu... My homme named Kyle lives up the block, Got a big fat mom that sucks my cock! Non stop, she's a sight to see, A real slappy bitch that dusts right by me. She might be the best suck in the Mountians, Ten times a week, but shit, who's counting? I'm astounded by the thing's she does, She's the suckinist, fuckinist creep there ever was!
She aint a slut she's a supper groupie, Pass that bitch around like a dubbie!
I don't Know much, but I know this: Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bitch!
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!
Oh, shit.... Tell 'em Joe
Im Joe C., the "C" stands for cool, I might be a fuck, but i aint no fool! I Just rolled from South Park to Boulder, Cause Kyles mom trippin' on that soil Boulder! Then I sold her, cause I'm like that freak ass pimp, But You Know that, I just pack all tracks like a puffy, Colorodo Bitches aint shit but yuppies.
Wut up, I'm the J-O-E to the Mother Fucking C It's the place to be,
I don't Know much but I know this, Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bitch!
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!
You, that's right, Joe C., Kid Rock, The Twisted Brown Mother Fucking Trucker, This Goes out to all the Fat Bitches... Hehehe! Yo, Yo, let's make some wine.