Santa works all day in his workshop Making a lot of games and toys Then one day, he hops in his sleigh To bring them to the girls and boys Santa's just as nice as he could be There's just one fucking thing that worries me
If it doesn't snow on Christmas How's fat so goin' to use that sleigh In case of rain, will there be a train That'll speed him on his way If it doesn't snow this Christmas How'll fat so get around to us Say he breaks down on his way to town Will they let him use a bus
I sent him a nice long letter And I hope it's not in vain I really would feel much better If the fat could fly a plane
Now they say he's got eight reindeer For the sleigh he's driving here How'll fatso go, if it doesn't snow On Christmas this year
I sent him a nice long letter And I hope it's not in vain I really would feel much better If the fat could fly a plane
Now they say he's got eight reindeer For the sleigh he's driving here How'll fatso go, if it doesn't snow On Christmas this year
If it doesn't snow on Christmas How is Santa goin' to use his sleigh In case of rain, will there be a train That will speed him on his way
People say he has eight reindeer For the sleigh he's driving here How'll fat so go, if it doesn't snow On Christmas this year