I was patrolling a Pachinko Nude noodle model parlor in the Nefarious zone Hanging out with insects under ducting The C.I.A was on the phone Well, such is life
Latino caribo, mondo bongo The flower looks good in your hair Latino caribo, mondo bongo Nobody said it was fair, oh
For the Zapatistas I'll rob my sisters Of all the curtain and lace
Down at the bauxite mine You get your own uniform Have lunchtimes off Take a monorail to your home
Checkmate, baby God bless us and our home Where ever we roam Now take us home, flaquito
Latino caribo, mondo bongo The flower looks good in your hair Latino caribo, mondo bongo Nobody said it was fair