The leaders of the world sat down around a secret table. There was a threat to humankind they must defend against. To fight against Godzillas they just simply were not able. Doom robots from the future could be met with no defence. The leader of the Germans stood with a triumphant roar. "I've got it! we shal build a machine that's totally great!" "A massive steel leviathan with blades covered in gore!" Beelzebub himself will fear The Bagger two-eight-eight!
The Bagger two-eight-eight is there to safeguard all mankind The Bagger two-eight-eight wreaks total, utter devastation The Bagger two-eight-eight contains an artificial mind This mind is full of hatred violence is its sole vocation This monstrous, murderous machine can never be defeated Its seething wrath and urge for blood are fueled by searing hate Any person who gets in its way is soon to be de-meated Beelzebub himself now fears The Bagger two-eight-eight!