Cal: Profile, cunning Wardrobe, stunning Top of his game! Wise adherents Sharp appearance And oh, that fam'ly name!
He's riding the spotlight! See him! He's ready and poised to run He's riding the spotlight! See him! Where he belongs...! Where he's the one...!
Chorus: America's son Rising America's son Sizing up the stage Rising to A brand-new age Rising, America's son
Cal & Violet: Thoughts reflected Speech perfected He's got it down Aristocratic Charismatic And oh, that fam#ly crown!
Chorus: America's son Rising America's son Sizing up the stage Rising to A brand-new age Rising
Grahame: Now, Cal, you are going to limit yourself to three topics.
Leslie Pynchon: And only three.
Grahame: The public can digest no more.
The economy... Crime... Taxes... Say it with me.
Grahame & Cal: The economy... Crime... Taxes...
Grahame: Very good. They're safe, you see. Not too extreme, not too abstract. You must stay away from big words.
Cal: Cool.
Grahame: Yes. Well. I didn't think that would be a problem. Now...
The economy!
Cal: The economy!
Grahame: The economy!
Cal: Yes, I know, Grahame...
Grahame: Every time you hear that word You think You say The following things...
Assistants: Steady growth Lower interest
Grahame: Stay within your theme
Assistants: Save our jobs! Save our jobs!
Grahame & Leslie: Nothing too abstract Nothing too extreme
Cal & Assistants: Nothing too abstract Nothing too extreme
Grahame: Perfect. You have to keep your clientele happy, you know.
Leslie: The happier they are, the more power you wield.
Grahame: It's called the upper hand. Now...
Crime!
Cal: Crime!
Grahame: Crime!
Cal: Heard you the first time...
Grahame: Every time you hear that word You think You say The following things...
Assistants: Three strikes Life sentance
Grahame: Stay within your theme
Assistants: Save the children! Save the children!
Grahame & Leslie: Nothing too abstract Nothing too extreme
+ Cal & Assistants: Nothing too abstract Nothing too extreme
Grahame: Excellent. Anytime you're asked about crime, you spit those words out.
Leslie: Three times if possible
Grahame: The rule is three
Cal: What if I forget?
Leslie: Don't.
Grahame: And don't let yourself get thrown. The upper hand, my boy. You have to keep the upper hand.
Cal: You say that a lot.
Grahame: Nothing more important than the upper hand.
Now on to taxes!
Cal: Taxes
Grahame: Yes taxes!
Cal: This is getting boring, Grahame...
Grahame: Ev'rytime you hear that word You think You say The following things -
Prudent tax cuts Modest reductions Pork barrel State waste Unnecessary Programs Must unite To buck the trend Government Spending has to end
Now say it with me -
+ Cal & Assistants: Prudent tax cuts Modest reductions Pork barrel State waste Unnecessary Programs Must unite To buck the trend Government Spending has to end
Grahame: Once more.
Cal & Assistants: (as one part) Prudent tax cuts Modest reductions Pork barrel State waste Unnecessary Programs Must unite To buck the trend Government Spending has to end
Grahame & Leslie: (as the second part) Keep it Good and tight Stay within Your theme Nothing Too abstract, Cal Nothing Too ex