As I was a-walkin’ down Paradise Street, To me! Way, hey, blow the man down A pretty young damsel I chanced for to meet Give me some time to blow the man down
She was round in the corner and bluff in the bow… I threw out my hawser and took her in tow
She said to me “Sir, will you stand the treat?” “Delighted,” says I, “for a charmer so sweet”
It was up in her quarters she piped me aboard And there on her bed I cut loose with my sword
But just as my cutter was forging ahead She shouted “My husband!” and jumped out of bed
He was seven feet tall, had a chest like a horse And right for my jawbone he plotted his course
He loosened my rigging, he kicked me in stays I flew down the stairs like a ship on the way
I chanced on a packet that happened on by And when I awoke I was bound for Shanghai
So I’ll give you fair warning before we belay Don’t ever take heed of what pretty girls say