Roxie: There's only one person who can help ya now, Roxie Velma: There's only one person you can count on now, Velma
And now, Miss Roxie Hart and Miss Velma Kelly sing a song of unrelenting determination and unmitigated ego!
One thing I know One thing I know And I've always known And I've always known I am my own I am my own Best friend
Baby's alive Baby's alive But baby's alone But baby's alone And baby's her own And baby's her own Best friend
Many's the guy Who told me he cares But they were scratchin' my back 'Cause I was scratchin' theirs
And trusting to luck And trusting to luck That's only for fools Only for fools I play in a game I play in a game Where I make the rules
And rule number one From here to the end Is 'I am my own best friend'
Three musketeers Who never say die Are standing here this minute Me Me Myself Myself And I! And I!
If life is a school I'll pass every test If life is a game I'll play it the best 'Cause I wont give in and I'll never bend And I am my own best friend!