G D C G Well, Charlie was a mullet man, had been all his life G D C D He had long hair runnin down his back and short hair on the sides G D C G He sired fourteen different kids with thirteen different wives G D C G Now here''s the story of white-trash Charlie and his s**tty life
V2: G D C G Well, Charlie lives down by the river in a run-down trailer court G D C D He had two rooms in a run-down shack with holes in the floor G D C G He had a t-top firebird that he parked out on the lawn G D C G But now it just sits on blocks because the motor''s blown
Chorus: G D C G Oh, Charlie, Oh, Charlie - What have you done so wrong? G D C D Oh, Charlie, Oh, Charlie - You got rocks for a lawn G D C G Oh, Charlie, Oh, Charlie - Here comes a tornado G D C G Better get the tires up on the roof, ''fore you lose your happy home
V3: G D C G Well Charlie had some neighbors he really didn''t like G D C D Yeah, one''s in methamphetimines and one is his ex-wife G D C G And then there was the one, who lived two trailers down G D C G She said her name was Bambi - she strips in the next town
V4: G D C G Now Charlie never was one for being shy G D C D He kinda liked ol'' Bambi, thought he''d give her a try G D C G He walked over to her trailer, with a case of Stag G D C G And by the time they had it drunk, he got her in the sack
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V5: G D C G Well Charlie''s love for Bambi, it just grew and grew G D C D He fell in love the very first time that they ever screwed G D C G Ol'' Charlie he was older than ol'' Bambi was G D C G I guess twenty years ain''t that much when you''re in love
V6: G D C G They moved in together in Charlie''s two-room shack G D C D He went and bought a stock tank for a swimmin pool out back G D C G They''d spend nights out in the pool, just a case of beer and them G D C G Well, they had the time there of their lives, even though they couldn''t swim
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V7: G D C G Well, Charlie he got married to sweet Bambi-sue G D C D Oh, Bambi she got pregnant, an'' the baby is due soon G D C G Charlie''s kinda worried about the baby''s health G D C G There is one thing that he neglected, one thing he didn''t tell
V8: G D C G Charlie he told Bambi, We need a heart to heart G D C D
There''s something that I need to say, will shock you from the start G D C G I hope that you don''t leave me, I hope it isn''t bad G D C G| But my sweet darlin'' Bambi-Sue, I''m your lover and your Dad