They're in the outback of Australia They're in the African Karroo They're in the tundra of Alaska And there's one in Timbuktu
They're in Papua New Guinea Singapore and in Rangoon Neil Armstrong said he even Saw them on the moon
They're everywhere They're everywhere You can even dial a Rhodie if you dare They're happy little nation Despite the situation If you need them they'll be there 'Cause there're Rhodies everywhere
They're in the whole of Europe From Finnland down to Spain In the good old Middle East From Israel to Bahrein
And I heard from sources in The FBI and KGB Security in the Kremlin's Run by a guy from the BSAP
They're everywhere They're everywhere You can even dial a Rhodie if you dare They're happy little nation Despite the situation If you need them they'll be there 'Cause there're Rhodies everywhere
They're crawling out the woodwork They're falling out the trees And they usually found Where there's braai smoke in the breeze
The fellers in their shorts They're the breed that's really rare No matter where you go - They are Rhodies everywhere
They're everywhere (you go) They're everywhere (you know) You can even dial a Rhodie if you dare (uh-ho!) They're happy little nation Despite the situation If you need them they'll be there 'Cause there're Rhodies everywhere.