Someone called the other day Said old Teddy Greenstreets passed away They buried him on Saturday, They said it was a lovely way to go In his sleep, didn't know a thing
His wife couldn't go Her second husband took her uptown to a show His sons and daughters emigrated said, It cost too much to travel home Sent a wreath and a sheath.
Isn't it a shame that no one came The funeral was quiet, but all the same He's much better off where he is now Rest in peace, Teddy.
Someone called the other day Said old Teddy Greenstreets passed away They buried him on Saturday, They said it was a lovely way to go In his sleep, didn't know a thing
Isn't it a shame that no one came The funeral was quiet, but all the same He's much better off where he is now Rest in peace, Teddy Rest in peace, Teddy