Cocaine Bill & Morphine Sue Get out the way. Here comes Helium Hugh. Helium [inhale]... runnin' round my brain. A ten buck bottle on the street Gets you about a hundred fifty cubic feet Of helium... running round my brain. I'm all through with blow and boo, Bourbon, cigarettes and airplane glue. I no longer waste my breath Crying "Give me Librium or Give me Meth." Breathe it in/ Up ya go. Nice and slow/ When you're done And down ya come/ Cause helium Is really um-believable stuff. Float in space, your mind's a blank. The only pressure is in the tank. Nothing can upset this tranquil mood. [Break: Kazoo on helium] Father James says all the monks Got helium hoses up in their bunks. "Et cum spiritu tuo helium" Crack is bad and smack is bad And so is LSD. And I vaguely recall that pot Does... something bad to your memory. So when I die, Oh please don't skimp. Bury my body in the Goodyear blimp I got to got to have that helium... runnin' round my brain. Helium, helium, helium, helium helium helium helium... [Dogs bark] [Announcer]: Kids, don't try this at home. There's no such thing as a safe drug. If you're find yourself at a birthday party and your friends are doing balloons... just say no.