I’ve been seeing ghosts And I’ve been drinking everything in sight to soothe my mind It’s only getting worse I’ve been keeping names Of every ghost I meet to ease some pain There’ve been one hundred and seven Doreen was the last And Morris was the first Emma was sixteen And Sandra was the worst Oh my God I’ve been seeing ghosts Last Saturday I swear I saw the most A record number eleven And I can’t go on These ghosts have come each day since you’ve been gone You must be waiting in heaven Sara next to last And Evan next to first Arthur was nineteen And came on like a curse Joseph thirty five And Thomas eighty first Laura’s here right now Run