[Verse 1] It is difficult for you to be so beautiful Or do you find the advantages tend to outweigh the disadvantages? Am I rude? I'm sorry, I've never had the appropriate attitude Do you think that life is easier when looks as good as you do Or do people always say that you're a narcissist Do they ingratiate themselves to you and act all obsequious? Come on now baby, you can tell it's just between the two of us
[Chorus] Snug slacks baby snug slacks Now you're giving me a different kind of panic attack Sick joke, baby crack smoke, now take me out in your baby for a midnight poke I said Stonehenge baby throw hands Now you got me all down doubting who I am Snug slacks baby snug slacks Now let's get you out of those and see what kind of punch your manhood packs
[Verse 2] You know it takes an ass like yours to make it possible for me To have developed such a very high tolerance for inappropriate behaviour I mean I can take it or leave it, I don't need it And I hope I haven't spoken out of turn But if you'd be so kind I could use some help with my thesis on the carpet burn By the way I got tickets for us to see Joan Baez tonight Oh? I guess I misunderstood, I never heard of Joan as policewoman But I do love me some Angie Dickinson Let's be clear, Joan Baez makes GG Allin look like Charlene Tilton
[Chorus] Snug slacks baby snug slacks Now you're giving me a different kind of panic attack Sick joke, baby crack smoke, now take me out in your baby for a midnight poke I said Stonehenge baby throw hands Now you got me all down doubting who I am Snug slacks baby snug slacks Now let's get you out of those and see what kind of punch your manhood packs