How quietly you smoke your cigar You're holdin' the world in a jar You're jowls aren't inflating the smoke you're inhaling As wisely you smoke your cigar
Steadfastly behind your cigar You lead all your troops into war Confusin' the home team by leavin' a smokescreen I salute when I see your cigar
Big feet on the desk as you groan To some other wheel on the phone Like kids with their playthings we save your cigar rings That you have tossed down from your throne
You wave your cigar in the air Controllin' big things from your chair While sideways you tell us the things you can sell us And draw us a diagram there
Without your cigar you're weak It lies in the ashtray asleep It's part of your makeup you hope it will shake up The boys that sit down at your feet
Doodle a doo doo doodle a doo...
How greatly you chomp your cigar While pulling the strings from afar Could it be maybe you just had a baby Three cheers as you smoke your cigar.