John Hasselbeck - I Kissed A Dook (The Coprophilliac Diary) [Katy Perry parody] | Текст песни

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• I Kissed A Dook (The Coprophilliac Diary) [Katy Perry parody]

One day I ate too much ham, then I dropped some chicken
Then drank some Sprite and in the end I felt a little sick and,
I ran to lavatory and pushed a big fat piece of crap
I looked at it curiously, then I tried to taste it

(Chorus)
I kissed a dook and the licked it
And felt the peanut tasting
I kissed a dook, consciously,
But I'm afraid to face it
It smells so good, it tastes so bad
But I'm sure I get used to
I kissed a dook and I liked it
Yeah, I like shit!

How I'm gon live my life with that? I'm a coprophile.
And all I do is worship crap, and puke my bile,
I can't help it, I'm a pervert. And I just need to shoot myself
But I won't. I must live. Even though I don't think so.

(Chorus)
I kiss a dook and then lick it
Now I don't feel that wasted
I kiss a dook, consciously,
But still afraid to face it
I smells so good, it tastes so bad
But I'm sure I get used to
I kiss a dook and I like it
I like shit!

The crap, the shit, so fucking good
I'm sure I'd lick it if I could
The poop, the feces in my mind
It's so wrong. I can't take it.
I think I better shoot myself
But I won't!

(Chorus)
I kiss a dook and the lick it
I don't feel any wasted
I kiss a dook, consciously,
And I'm not afraid to face it
I smells so good, it tastes so awesome
I got really used to
I kiss a dook and I like it
Fuck yeah, I like shit!

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