when i woke up this morning things were looking bad it seemed like total silence was the only friend i had a bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and won and it was twelve o'clock before i realized i was having no fun
ah, but fortunately i have the key to escape reality
and you may see me tonight with an illegal smile it don't cost very much but it lasts a long while won't you please tell the man i didn't kill anyone no, i'm just trying to have me some fun
last time i checked my bankroll it was getting thin sometimes it seems like the bottom is the only place i've been i chased a rainbow down a one-way street dead end and all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
ah, but fortunately....
well, i sat down in my closet with all my overalls trying to get away from all the ears inside my walls i dreamed the police heard everything i thought what then? well, i went to court, and the judge's name was Hoffman
ah, but fortunately i have the key to escape reality
and you may see me tonight with an illegal smile it don't cost very much but it lasts a long while won't you please tell the man i didn't kill anyone no, i'm just trying to have me some fun well done son of a gun hot dog bun Atilla the Hun my sister-in-law is an irish nun