IF YOU WERE GAY THAT'D BE OKAY. I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY, I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY. BECAUSE YOU SEE, IF IT WERE ME, I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY (BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
IF YOU WERE QUEER I'D STILL BE HERE, YEAR AFTER YEAR BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME, AND I KNOW THAT YOU WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,IF I TOLD YOU TODAY, \"HEY! GUESS WHAT, I'M GAY!\" (BUT I'M NOT GAY.) I'M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU.
SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS?
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO ALWAYS BE BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY, TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY, YOU WERE JUST BORN THAT WAY, AND, AS THEY SAY, IT'S IN YOUR DNA, YOU'RE GAY!